{"id":1461,"date":"2026-05-10T16:52:31","date_gmt":"2026-05-10T16:52:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kerimatonews.com\/?p=1461"},"modified":"2026-05-10T16:52:32","modified_gmt":"2026-05-10T16:52:32","slug":"brilliant-wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kerimatonews.com\/?p=1461","title":{"rendered":"BRILLIANT WIFE!!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/kerimatonews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/fdsad-hre.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1471\" style=\"width:465px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/kerimatonews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/fdsad-hre.jpg 683w, https:\/\/kerimatonews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/fdsad-hre-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A wife finds a note from her husband on the fridge one morning..<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My dear wife,.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old can no longer satisfy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Therefore, after reading this letter,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I hope that you will not wrongfully interpret the fact that<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I will be spending the evening with my 19 year old secretary at the comfort inn hotel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Please don\u2019t be upset \u2013 I shall be home before midnight.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When the man came home late that night, he found the following note on the dining table\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My dear husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about me being 57 years old.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 57 years old.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As you know I am a maths teacher at our local college.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I would like to inform you that while you read this,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He is young virile and, like your secretary, is 19 years old.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">although with one small difference \u2013 19 goes into 57 more times than 57 goes into 19.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A wife finds a note from her husband on the fridge one morning.. 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